soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

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that works

i just got it back today

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mission accomplished

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cowerings:

baby steps to learning to love yourself :

- look in the mirror everyday and say “wow i’m super cute”

- drink lots of h20 

- wear whatever you’d like and don’t let anyone stop you

- ignore the scale

- eat lots of strawberries

- spend time with nature

- do things that make YOU feel good

- you got this

- i believe in you

- you’re worth it

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

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super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

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2cc48a:

I only have heart eyes emoji for you

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ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

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How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”

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