dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

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I can’t sleep because I’m very seriously contemplating starting a YouTube channel. This is not good.

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  • #personal #cant #sleep #YouTube #channels #oh dear
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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

overall looking at boys is a rly rewarding experience. talking to them, Not so much

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT MADISON PETTIS

AKA

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SOPHIE FROM COREY IN THE HOUSE 

WELL LOOK AT HER NOW 

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WHAT IN THE FUCK

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WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN

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I AM OLDER THAN HER AND PUBERTY HASN’T HIT ME AS HARD AS IT HIT HER 

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tHIS SHIT IS UNREAL

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ARE U KIDDING ME

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SHE IS 15

IMAGINE WHAT SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WHEN SHE’S 18

JESUS CHRIST I’M OUT GOOD BYE

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beyoncevevo:

when you thirst follow someone and they follow back 

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❀ ABOUT ME ❀

BASICS:

name:  Sophie

birthday15 April

zodiac: Aries

single or taken: single

height:  5’3”

eye color: greeny-blue

middle name: i don’t have one

favourite colour:  red or blue

lucky number: i dont think i have one

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: Gryffindor 

favorite fictional characters: Isaac and the colonel 

favorite television shows: miranda, skins, jonathan creek, catfish, gogglebox etc

favorite season:  spring

describe yourself in a few words: quiet, shy [most of the time], sarcastic

future children’s names: i can’t decide but hopefully it’ll be something unusual

meaning of your name: wisdom

what do you plan to/do for a living: work with children

starbucks order: i don’t like starbucks i’m sorry

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: invrovert

dawn or dusk: dawn

righty or leftyrighty

coffee or tea:  ew neither

rain or shine:  shine

reading or writing:  reading

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fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

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Always post the rules

Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write your questions 

Tag 11 people and link them to the post 

Actually tell them you’ve tagged them

thank you gaskarthemmings for tagging me

My Questions!

1. Favourite youtuber collaboration? 

2. Favourite band member?

3. How many languages can you speak?

4. How many concerts have you attended?

5. Favourite song?

6. Favourite book?

7. Favourite quote?

8. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

9. How long do you take in the shower?

10. Are you a morning person?

11. Valencia or XX Pro?

My answers

1. What is your favourite band?

Oh god, you can’t make me choose! 

5sos, Bastille, All Time Low and Mallory Knox are current faves…

2. If you could meet someone, dead or alive, who would it be?

If i had to choose right now it’d have to be Joe Sugg <3

3. One place that you really want to go?

Rome… 

4. Are you religious?

Hahaha

5. What song puts you in a happy mood?

Town Called Malice by The Jam

6. Favourite colour?

Red. Blue. Green. Who knows.

7. Can you play any instruments?

No but i really wish i could play piano! :(

8. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

Um maybe The Weight of Living or another Bastille song. I could just listen to them forever.

9. Who is your favourite youtuber?

Joseph. Definitely Joe Sugg. Or Zoe. Or Marky Butt Butt. Or Alfie. Or Tyler. Or Troye. Or Sawyer.

10. If you only had one day left to live, what would you do?

I’d probably continue to sleep. Or go out and kiss the most attractive man [Joe…]

11. Something that confuses you?

Just everything in life.

PEOPLE:

marthaboon

emileesawrus

toyoungtohurt

sickestthrillest

p0tat0wh0res

i-am-a-fanwizard

cocochhanel

evelyn-grace

69-shades-0f-gay

rosetylerswag

castartic

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