And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling.(via glasmaedchen)
Before I met him, I would dance in the shower. When he was in my life, I would think about showering with him. After he left, I would sit on the ground in the shower and cry. When I got over him, I showered so quickly there was no time for dancing, fantasies or tears. Someone can invade the smallest parts of your life, you won’t even realize it until you dance in the shower again and wonder why you ever stopped.
This really touched me
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that